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the only thing i haven't done yet is die,
and it's me and my plus one in the afterlife

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❝When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.❞
- A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie) -
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princehal9000:

winstons-and-enochs:

the guardian imagines what historical figures might look like today. my personal favourite is shakespeare, reincarnated as a shoreditch hipster.

but can you imagine how’d he’d sound a loft party? 
"I’m going to subvert the whole, like, narrative ideal by telling you upfront that these two, like, teenagers are going to fall in love and die, and then do it. So there’s no more hiding in the words. Stark, yeah? And then, I think I’ll hide a sonnet in their big scene together, right? It’ll be subversive, because only, you know, people who are up on sonnets will get it…..what? No, she’s thirteen—a little edgy but that’s art, man. Art.”

princehal9000:

winstons-and-enochs:

the guardian imagines what historical figures might look like today. my personal favourite is shakespeare, reincarnated as a shoreditch hipster.

but can you imagine how’d he’d sound a loft party? 

"I’m going to subvert the whole, like, narrative ideal by telling you upfront that these two, like, teenagers are going to fall in love and die, and then do it. So there’s no more hiding in the words. Stark, yeah? And then, I think I’ll hide a sonnet in their big scene together, right? It’ll be subversive, because only, you know, people who are up on sonnets will get it…..what? No, she’s thirteen—a little edgy but that’s art, man. Art.”

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had an anxiety attack at work lol txt it

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tonight’s actually gonna be a fun shift with the exceptions of tao and gingercunt but i can deal because Marcus And Haley

modify-my-skin:

You know what? Tattoos are expensive. They don’t look tacky or unprofessional. If anything they’d show how cash money you are

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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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inspired by this

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